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Funny Quotes by Sarah Silverman
- Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated
- I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish.
- When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.
- I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
- I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece...
- I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.
- And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now.
- I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at…
- As a kid, I was terrified. I was a bed wetter and I had to go to sleepaway camp every summer, which was humiliating and…
- I'm always in those tabloids where they show who's badly dressed. It's funny, because each time I'm getting my picture taken, I'm thinking, This is…
- I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
- Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
- I like my life alone.
- I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
- But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
- I had a lot of depression as a kid.
- If I have kids, I'll adopt.
- You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.
- I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively…
- I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of…
- Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people…
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin