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Funny Quotes by Richard Pryor
- I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.
- Friends take up time, and I didn't have time.
- Everyone carries around his own monsters.
- Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
- I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't…
- I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.
- I became a performer because it was what I enjoyed doing.
- I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.
- I'm not for integration and I'm not against it.
- I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin