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Funny Quotes by Philip Roth
- The signore...wishes her to begin at the beginning.
- Let's hope the first comes first.
- I did the best I could with what I had.
- Only in America do these peasants, our mothers, get their hair dyed platinum at the age of sixty, and walk up and down Collins Avenue…
- All that we don't know is astonishing. Even more astonishing is what passes for knowing.
- Doctor doctor, what do you say, lets put the id back in yid
- There are no uncontaminated angels
- Everyone becomes a part of history whether they like it or not and whether they know it or not.
- Oh, to be a center fielder, a center fielder- and nothing more
- How Far back must we go to discover the beginning of trouble?
- Like all enjoyable things, you see, it has unenjoyable parts to it.
- Nothing bad can happen to a writer. Everything is material.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin