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Funny Quotes by Noel Fielding
- I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.
- I had always drawn, every day as long as I had held a pencil, and just assumed everyone else had too…Art had saved me and…
- When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.
- I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try it on with…
- My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls…
- I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor…
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin