Noel Fielding Quotes

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• I visited a friend in Leicester recently. It was 4am and we all ran around in a circle, six of us. It’s the most fun…
• I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay.
• You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs?
• People said, ‘You must be mad, or on drugs,’ which I found a bit disappointing. What about imagination? It reflects our time that people sooner…
• I find it depressing that people think you have to be on drugs to watch [my stuff], that’s a cop out, use your brain, use…
• I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.
• I think I should be in a film called 'Space Shrews'. Where I go to space. With a load of shrews. And nothing really happens.…
• I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that were on my…
• You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.
• I had always drawn, every day as long as I had held a pencil, and just assumed everyone else had too…Art had saved me and…
• When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.
• I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try it on with…
• My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls…
• I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a…
• I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor…
• Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.
• It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!
• Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.

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