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Funny Quotes by Noam Chomsky
- If you don't like what someone has to say, argue with them.
- It doesn't matter what we cover, it matters what you discover.
- Education is imposed ignorance.
- The general population doesn't know what's happening, and it doesn't even know that it doesn't know.
- The point of advertising is to destroy markets.
- Growth is a funny sort of concept. For example, our GNP increases every time we build a prison. Well, okay, it’s growth in a sense...
- Governments are not representative.
- What's the point of being better than someone else?
- People tend to rally around power.
- It's only terrorism if they do it to us. When we do much worse to them, it's not terrorism.
- If it's wrong when they do it, it's wrong when we do it.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin