« All Funny Quotes · Milton Jones's Page
Funny Quotes by Milton Jones
- If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a…
- To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.
- Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We…
- My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better
- I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.
- Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin