Milton Jones Quotes
- If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a…
- To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.
- Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We…
- My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better
- I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.
- Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.
- If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation.