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Funny Quotes by Michael Scott
- We're all homos. Homo sapiens.
- Am I a hero? I really can't say, but yes.
- There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.
- I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.
- I'll have an awesome blossom, EXTRA awesome.
- Seasick," Scatty mumbled. "That's exactly what it feels like. Only worse.
- the best lie is wrapped around a core of truth
- You are not living, you are surviving.
- The two that are one, the one that is all!
- Wikipedia is the best thing ever.
- But what science cannot understand, it dismisses.
- Here words can kill - literally.
- And once begun, change cannot be reversed.
- He who retreats lives longer.
- Even that. What is the point in living forever, if it is not with the woman I love?
- There are some adventures not worth having.
- There is always something to see, if you only know how to look.
- The day we stop learning is the day we die.
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- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams