Michael Scott Quotes
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Just as a pebble thrown into the water creates ripples, so our thoughts create similar effects on our palms.
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Here, you can walk into a bookstore and pick up a Bible or Christian literature and learn. Over there, they are lucky if they have…
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I never avoid something that challenges my guts and my heart. While I might occasionally puke my guts out, I have never puked my heart…
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Nowadays I find chocolate and/or chocolate-based snacks to be great motivators. Everyone loves chocolate. If someone has a lot of work to do, put a…
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Yes, money has been a little tight lately. But, at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be…
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I love babies. I think they are beautiful in all sorts of different ways. I try to pick up and hold a baby every day,…
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My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't ever, for any…
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Negotiations are about controlling things, about being in the driver's seat and make one tiny mistake; you're dead. I made one tiny mistake, I wore…
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Is there a God? If not, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus' dad?
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We're all homos. Homo sapiens.
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Abraham Lincoln once said that if you are a racist, I will attack you with the north. And those are the principles that I carry…
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Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say,…
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When I said that I was king of forwards, you've got to understand that I don't come up with this stuff. I just forward it…
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I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I am going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me…
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You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded.
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Am I a hero? I really can't say, but yes.
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Do I want to be feared or loved? That's a good question. I want both. I want people to be afraid of how much they…
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When I retire, I don't want to just move to some island somewhere. I want to be the guy who gives it all back. I…
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Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new inventions, new technology. People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are…
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There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.
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