All Michael Scott Quotes
- Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't know where it's going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way. Like an improv… Along
- Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going… Dating
- I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I… Bacon
- Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice ... strike three. Fool
- This year, more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children. Book
- You need to play to win. But you also need to win ... to play. Play
- Reverse psychology is an awesome tool, I don't know if you guys know about it, but basically you can make someone think the opposite of… Awesome
- Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not… Absolutely
- I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day. Day
- TMI? Too Much Information. ItΓ’β¬Βs just easier to say 'TMI'. I used to say 'don't go there', but that's lame. Easier
- You know I hate disappointing even one person, and I really hate disappointing everyone but I love burlington coat factory Burlington
- Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office. Coffee
- I am both a night owl and an early bird. So I am wise and I have worms. Bird
- First up, the lost and found has gone missing. It itself, is lost. So please try not to lose anything until we find it. Find
- You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky Gretzky
- It is St. Patrick's Day. And here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to… Christmas
- Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll… Car
- An office is a place to... live life to the fullest. To the max. To... an office is a place where dreams come true. Come True
- People are dying who haven't had that opportunity to say yes to the Lord. Dying
- I'll have an awesome blossom, EXTRA awesome. Awesome