"I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like……" — Michael Scott
"I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day."
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132 Quotes by Michael Scott
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Is there a God? If not, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus' dad?
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More Bacon Quotes
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I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not, it seems to me…
— James M. Barrie
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England was full of words I'd never heard before - streaky bacon, short back and sides, Belisha beacon, serviettes, high…
— Bill Bryson
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I always use my 'Holy Trinity' which is salt, olive oil and bacon. My motto is, 'bacon always makes it…
— Anne Burrell
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Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
— Jim Gaffigan
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Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The…
— Hunter S. Thompson
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Meek young men grow up in libraries, believing it their duty to accept the views which Cicero, which Locke, which…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Science is not a system of certain, or -established, statements; nor is it a system which steadily advances towards a…
— Karl Popper
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I have said that science is impossible without faith. ... Inductive logic, the logic of Bacon, is rather something on…
— Norbert Wiener
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But, as Bacon has well pointed out, truth is more likely to come out of error, if this is clear…
— William Bayliss
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This boulder seemed like a curious volume, regularly paged, with a few extracts from older works. Bacon tells us that…
— Archibald Geikie
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Bacon first taught the world the true method of the study of nature, and rescued science from that barbarism in…
— Thomas Young
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I love my daughter, but she had me on couscous and fixed me pastas and made me eat oatmeal every…
— Dusty Baker
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