Sue Me Quotes

19 quotes by 17 authors

Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue… — Michael Savage
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I… — Jack Handey
I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I… — Michael Scott
Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll… — Michael Scott
In 15 years or something -- I like the idea of just one paparazzo coming out and trying to get a picture and I just… — Robert Pattinson
Jew me, sue me, everybody do me. — Michael Jackson
Was I a perfect gastric-bypass patient? Yes. Was I a perfect gastric-bypass pregnant woman? No. I made a decision to enjoy my pregnancy... So sue… — Carnie Wilson
I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut… — Janet Evanovich
Never let it be said that Harry Dresden is afraid of a dried, dead bug. Creepy or not, I wasn't going to let it ruin… — Jim Butcher
I didn't know where this stuff was coming from - all of a sudden I was a little magickal sprite, bonding with my stone, feeling… — Cate Tiernan
Frank couldn't breathe underwater. But where was he? Percy turned in a full circle. Nothing. Then he glanced up. Hovering above him was a giant… — Rick Riordan
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores came up to you and asked where the gold was, I… — Jack Handey
I like boobies, opps, sue me. .-. — Jasmine Laura
I dropped the script in the fireplace, called my agent and said, they can jail me, sue me, but I'm never acting again, unless I… — Piper Laurie
How U Judge Me I Get Judge Judy Shot, Now Sue Me Ock. — Camron
These haters mad, you don't like it, then sue me. Wanna see how it?s done? Then watch me do me. — Rocko
Like a scene from my favorite movie. Hard to control myself when u next to me. If its against the law to love you then… — J Holiday
When upon my bus got burned now he trying to sue me...brother Gucci, and my...I swear to god my life is like a fucking movie. — Waka Flocka Flame
Rich people never even see money. All they know is, 'Charge it,' 'I'll sign for it,' and 'Sue me.' — George Jefferson

Who Wrote These Sue Me Quotes

17 authors contributed a total of 19 Sue Me Quotes as follows: