Sue Me Quotes
19 quotes by 17 authors
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Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue…
— Michael Savage
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If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I…
— Jack Handey
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I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I…
— Michael Scott
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Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll…
— Michael Scott
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In 15 years or something -- I like the idea of just one paparazzo coming out and trying to get a picture and I just…
— Robert Pattinson
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Jew me, sue me, everybody do me.
— Michael Jackson
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Was I a perfect gastric-bypass patient? Yes. Was I a perfect gastric-bypass pregnant woman? No. I made a decision to enjoy my pregnancy... So sue…
— Carnie Wilson
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I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut…
— Janet Evanovich
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Never let it be said that Harry Dresden is afraid of a dried, dead bug. Creepy or not, I wasn't going to let it ruin…
— Jim Butcher
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I didn't know where this stuff was coming from - all of a sudden I was a little magickal sprite, bonding with my stone, feeling…
— Cate Tiernan
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Frank couldn't breathe underwater. But where was he? Percy turned in a full circle. Nothing. Then he glanced up. Hovering above him was a giant…
— Rick Riordan
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If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores came up to you and asked where the gold was, I…
— Jack Handey
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I like boobies, opps, sue me. .-.
— Jasmine Laura
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I dropped the script in the fireplace, called my agent and said, they can jail me, sue me, but I'm never acting again, unless I…
— Piper Laurie
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How U Judge Me I Get Judge Judy Shot, Now Sue Me Ock.
— Camron
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These haters mad, you don't like it, then sue me. Wanna see how it?s done? Then watch me do me.
— Rocko
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Like a scene from my favorite movie. Hard to control myself when u next to me. If its against the law to love you then…
— J Holiday
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When upon my bus got burned now he trying to sue me...brother Gucci, and my...I swear to god my life is like a fucking movie.
— Waka Flocka Flame
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Rich people never even see money. All they know is, 'Charge it,' 'I'll sign for it,' and 'Sue me.'
— George Jefferson
Who Wrote These Sue Me Quotes
17 authors contributed a total of 19 Sue Me Quotes as follows: