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Funny Quotes by Michael Angelo De Leon
- Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so near to Monday?
- With great power comes great electricity bill.
- I could be a morning person if morning happens around noon.
- Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
- Life is too short to remove a flash drive safely.
- I was born intelligent but education ruined it. just kidding
- If being awesome is a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence.
- Studying means: to text, to eat and to watch TV with an open book neatby.
- Dear Youtube ads, on matter how many times you appear in my screen, I will still click the Skip Ad button.
- Respect your parents. They passed school without GOOGLE.
- After Tuesday, The calendar also goes W T F.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin