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Funny Quotes by Lewis Carroll
- There ought to be a book written about me, that there ought!
- Yet what are all such gaieties to me whose thoughts are full of indices and surds?
- With a sort of mental squint.
- If you don't know where you're going any road will do
- We haven't any and you're too young.
- Why, what a temper you are in!
- And how do you know that you're mad?
- But, I nearly forgot, you must close your eyes otherwise you won't see anything.
- Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas - only I don't exactly know what they are!
- Curiouser and curiouser.
- Consider anything, only don’t cry!
- Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
- He was part of my dream, of course -- but then I was part of his dream, too.
- Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.
- Off with their heads!
- I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir,' said Alice, 'Because I'm not myself you see.
- Life, what is it but a dream?
- Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
- You couldn't have it if you DID want it.
- when she thought it over afterwards it occurred to her that she ought to have wondered at this, but at the time it all seemed…
- What a funny watch!’ she remarked. ‘It tells the day of the month, and doesn’t tell what o’clock it is!’ ‘Why should it?’ muttered the…
- It is better to be feared than loved.
- For the snark was a boojum, you see.
- It's a large as life and twice as natural
- Curtsey while you're thinking what to say. It saves time.
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