"You couldn't have it if you DID want…" — Lewis Carroll

"You couldn't have it if you DID want it."

— Lewis Carroll

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310 Quotes by Lewis Carroll

Lewis Carroll has 310 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you…
One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for…
'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're…
She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).
Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
'The time has come,' the walrus said, 'to talk of many things: of shoes and ships - and sealing wax…
Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't,…
Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.
'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it…
It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.

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