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Funny Quotes by Lenny Bruce
- The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
- Communism is like one big phone company.
- When you're eight years old nothing is your business.
- I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.
- I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be…
- Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
- I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.
- I want to perform an unnatural act.
- Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin