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Funny Quotes by Kin Hubbard
- Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
- You won't skid if you stay in a rut.
- It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations
- The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
- We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
- Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
- The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
- The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
- Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
- It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
- It's the good loser who finally loses out.
- Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
- The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
- Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.
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