Kin Hubbard Quotes
- Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
- In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
- Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.
- There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
- I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.
- It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
- Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
- There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.
- A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
- My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
- The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
- Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.
- All the world loves a good loser.
- The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.
- I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart…
- Many a family tree needs trimming
- Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion
- When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
- "Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "
- I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.