"I'm sorry to inform you that your 50……" — Kin Hubbard

I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired… - Kin Hubbard
"I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do."

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