Warranty Quotes

17 quotes by 17 authors

I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart… — Kin Hubbard
You must learn all things, both the unshaken heart of persuasive truth, and the opinions of mortals in which there is no true warranty. — Parmenides
If Obama has his way, the change that is coming is a new America: "fair," leveled and social democratic. Obama didn't get elected to warranty… — Charles Krauthammer
Warranty Â– A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function. — Richard Turner
A customer is never out of warranty, even if his product is. — Seth Godin
The American media produce a product of very poor quality. Its information is not reliable, it has too much chrome and glitz, its doors rattle,… — Michael Crichton
The practical reality of managing cars in the family - I do 36-month leases. I think they're horrible investments. And you want to give them… — Kevin O'Leary
Unsoundness in a slave, as well as in a horse, detracts materially from his value. If no warranty is given, a close examination is a… — Solomon Northup
I feel like a defective model, like I came off the assembly line flat-out fucked and my parents should have taken me back for repairs… — Elizabeth Wurtzel
Product life = Warranty period + one month — Adhir Amadavadi
What's unfortunate about buying a pitcher for $12 million is that he carries no warranty. — Bob Verdi
These rovers are living on borrowed time. We're so past warranty on them. You try to push them hard every day because we're living day… — Steve Squyres
Silly robot, do you really believe you have any chance against a Super Saiyan like me? Your circuits must be malfunctioning. Fresh out of the… — Vegeta
I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the house. Hmm? — Kevin Hart
Are men or women more judgmental? Most woman accept a man AS-IS no warranty, but a — Reasonable Doubt Lane
Life has no warranty but time does. — Chizim
Extended warranty? How can I lose? — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Warranty Quotes

17 authors contributed a total of 17 Warranty Quotes as follows: