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Funny Quotes by Kevin Hart
- I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!
- How the hell do you wake up dead?
- My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
- Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to put the work in!!
- What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?
- I try to be funny and not ignorant.
- Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.
- I dont have EX'S I have Y's like Y the hell did I date
- ~That face you make when you hear your name in people's conversation
- Hey kev yu one funny nigga want to go night night nigga
- Gun at my waist, smile on my face
- Flip Flop, No Feet. Handicap, But Eat Meat!
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin