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Funny Quotes by Ken Dodd
- My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson.'
- Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say…
- I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
- My teeth are all my own. I've just finished paying for them.
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