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Them Quotes by Ken Dodd
- I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside
- If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got to…
- I had an idyllic childhood and when my parents bought me a Punch and Judy Show and a ventriloquist's dummy, I'd perform anywhere, anytime. My…
- Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them.
- My teeth are all my own. I've just finished paying for them.
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