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Funny Quotes by John Vercetti
- When I'm bored on my day off I like to call in sick to places I don't work for.. Today I'm getting written up at…
- I love the smell of queef in the morning
- There has been times where I thought I was in love...until I came
- Being a hoe is kinda like being an alcoholic, once you are one you'll always be considered one, you're either a hoe or a hoe…
- I have a theory that women don't fart, they hold it in until it comes out as drama.
- If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.
- Step 1 - Change your Wi-Fi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 - Wait for someone to ask you for it.
- I don't bother with fancy pick up lines. I just say You're gonna get stabbed: do you want metal or meat?
- If I had a dollar for everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks, then I could afford a house in the economy they…
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