John Vercetti Quotes
- Make sure you taste your word's, before you spit'em out.
- Miley cyrus flat as a ruler everywhere tf she always twerkin for?..she need to twerk that flat ass back to disney channel
- When I'm bored on my day off I like to call in sick to places I don't work for.. Today I'm getting written up at…
- I love the smell of queef in the morning
- I saw a girl texting and driving the other day and it really pissed me off, so I rolled down my window and threw my…
- O booty calls, booty calls! wherefore art thou booty calls?
- There has been times where I thought I was in love...until I came
- That moment you see a girl you could've smashed looking good but blew it by being an asshole
- The ugly truth about being butt hurt is even if you say you're not, it's obvious that you are
- Being a hoe is kinda like being an alcoholic, once you are one you'll always be considered one, you're either a hoe or a hoe…
- I have a theory that women don't fart, they hold it in until it comes out as drama.
- If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.
- Step 1 - Change your Wi-Fi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 - Wait for someone to ask you for it.
- I don't bother with fancy pick up lines. I just say You're gonna get stabbed: do you want metal or meat?
- If I had a dollar for everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks, then I could afford a house in the economy they…