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Funny Quotes by Joe Rogan
- Haters...are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.
- I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.
- Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelts have a blackbelt in...... Brazilian JiuJitsu
- That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
- If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
- It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
- I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.
- I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard…
- Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he…
- The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny…
- If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
- I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought…
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- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin