Joe Rogan Quotes

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• People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.
• If you attach your mind to any ideology, you're going to be on a road, and that road may or may not lead you in…
• This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.
• To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
• The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.
• Despite all the advancements in science, and all things about religion that are disproved it still marches on. The bottom line is that the only…
• It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have…
• People for the most part can smell lies.
• Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.
• It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing…
• The number one reason why marijuana is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine. The Declaration of…
• It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.
• Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.
• Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.
• If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever
• Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are.
• Live your life like you're the hero in your movie.
• The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion
• The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind
• A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.

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