Best Joe Rogan Quotations
- Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends. Bad
- When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that's more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams… Ago
- If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it? Around Talking
- Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out. Action
- Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much. Bared
- Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD. Girlfriend
- I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me. Girl
- I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness… Art
- I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion. All
- I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh. Act
- It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. Funny
- My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like… Act
- Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic. All
- The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own. Claim
- After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird. Acting
- But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them. Chick
- Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title. Any
- Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken. Arrested
- I do cagefight commentary in my spare time. Commentary
- I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. Commentator
- I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with. Ambition
- I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else. Anything Else
- I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them. Any
- I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is. Afraid
- I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC. Art
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