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Funny Quotes by Jo Brand
- When you get to know someone, you find there's something nasty in their woodshed.
- I just don't like travelling very much.
- I don't like doing stand-up, because I don't like standing up.
- I thought I was funny as a kid.
- I'd love to live in Kent but it's all a question of work.
- It's actually very hard when you're settled in one place to completely uproot yourself and go.
- Privatisation splits hospital services into increasingly small packages.
- The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.
- I thought I was funny as a kid. I used to play tricks on my brothers - I'd tie a two-shilling piece to a bit…
- If I am totally honest, I would have to say that ''Allo 'Allo!' was not my cup of tea, even though lots of people loved…
- The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly…
- Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say,…
- I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on…
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