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- As a comic and as a nurse, it's important to look calm on the surface when you're absolutely crapping yourself inside. So, if someone is…
- When you get to know someone, you find there's something nasty in their woodshed.
- I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind.
- Even nice things don't make you happy when you're tired.
- Everyone in comedy thinks if you go to the U.S. you become a global star but, unfortunately, I've always been a bit anti-American - so…
- How do you conduct an intimate relationship where no one ever loses it? Where no one ever lashes out, where no one ever smacks anyone…
- I am a hip-hop artist, as you probably know. My hip-hop name is Big Smalls.
- I believe that if your brain has to get to grips with complicated words, then you won't get Alzheimer's. I'm sure it's not true, but…
- I buy smoked mackerel in a vain attempt at being healthy. I do actually really like it, and you don't have to cook it, which…
- I have such admiration for single mothers. I simply don't comprehend how you'd cope with that intensity, the lack of breaks, ever, on your own.
- I never think, 'Where am I going to be in a year's time?' That seems to be a sure way of missing the fact that…
- I think it's difficult, if you're a quite private person like I am, to write about your life very intimately.
- I used to get a lot of people saying 'Oh, you are such a lucky granny.' But the fact of the matter is you can…
- I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it.
- It's actually very hard when you're settled in one place to completely uproot yourself and go.
- Once you get labelled, people expect you to behave within the very narrow confines of that label.
- When I was at school you got an overall general education on many things, even just basic facts.
- When you have children, your house smells very unpleasant all the time.
- You look across the board at comedy quiz shows, and they are mainly hosted by men.
- People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. It just makes you a sad bitter…
- We women continue to swallow this line that it's unladylike or even proof of being a lesbian if you wear flat shoes like Doc Martens.…
- Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're just getting interested in it and someone comes along and…
- As the Tories know, the problem with setting yourself up as a shining example for others to follow is that when you get caught out,…
- By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you.…
- I love doing stand-up. It's so self-contained - you go there, you do it, you go home - but with telly, there are too many…
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