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Funny Quotes by James Thurber
- Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
- The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess.
- Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
- Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
- There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
- You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
- These are the days of bootleg love.
- Youcanfooltoomanyofthepeopletoomuchofthetime. See Lincoln 510:35.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin