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Funny Quotes by Dorothy Parker
- If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
- When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- Everybody's got their troubles.
- The ones I like are ‘cheque’ and ‘enclosed.’
- I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule may be a shield, but…
- Money is only congealed snow.
- You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
- Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.
- By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this -- One…
- The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
- Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
- Tonstant Weader fwowed up.
- That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
- Ah, clear they see and true they say That one shall weep, and one shall stray
- Trapped like a trap in a trap
- If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
- The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'
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