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Funny Quotes by Don Rickles
- You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.
- The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.
- My whole act is off the top of my head.
- You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
- I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say…
- Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.
- I never went out looking for glory.
- Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
- Funny is funny.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin