Don Rickles Quotes
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You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.
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Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.
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Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.
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The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.
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It takes many years to be a great comedian.
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I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle…
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Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise you get tired.
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My whole act is off the top of my head.
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Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.
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I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.
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I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.
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You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
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I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say…
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Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.
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I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.
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To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.
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I do situations and make fun of authority and life.
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Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.
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Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.
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Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.
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