All Don Rickles Quotes
- My wife came into my life, and my mother still wanted to be the boss. Boss
- The man I adored, and miss him terribly, was Johnny Carson. Adored
- I have a wonderful road manager, and he travels with me. And my valet and friend travels with me. My little entourage is great, and… Care
- Bob Newhart, who is my best friend, is one of the guys I adore. Adore
- No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you. Always Find
- Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich. Club
- After I graduated, I tried Broadway, which was difficult for me. It was tough to get a part on Broadway, so I just started talking… Audiences
- Johnny Carson was a big influence on me - all of those shows I did with him over the years, like, 100 of them, they… All
- My life was in Montreal years ago. Best food in the world. Ago
- Ninety percent of the people who come to see me are my fans. Fans
- My grandchildren just know me now as Mr. Potato Head. Grandchildren
- I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke. Becomes
- Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor. Battle
- Some people call me a legend and the last of the greats, and I appreciate it. Appreciate
- My mother was a Jewish General Patton. General
- Alan King, a comedian I adored, was considered society, and I was considered the Jewish kid from the neighborhood. Adored
- I enjoy mixed audiences, not one particular group. Short, tall, scientists, Jews, gentiles, whatever, as long as they breathe and like to laugh. Audiences
- Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment. Boiling
- An insult is mean or unkind. Milton Berle called me the Sultan of Insult, and I was called the King of Insult. But the guy… Berle
- I told jokes badly. Badly