All Don Rickles Quotes
- I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke. Becomes
- I never went out looking for glory. Funny
- Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder? Clothes
- When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last. Alone
- They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of… All
- I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room. Couch
- You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. Attitude
- I'm very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness. Became
- Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel. End
- When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. Back Pocket
- Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap. Bar
- I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write… Better
- When I got out of high school, I wanted to be an actor but was getting a lot of rejections. I was getting rejected by… Actor
- Sinatra was somebody special. Sinatra
- Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts. Asians
- To this day, when I say that I went to the American Academy, people are very impressed. The reputation of the school has always been… Academy
- I ride a recumbent bike for half an hour every day. Bike
- My wife, Barbara, is great. She arranges when I do work that I have a day off between performances. Arranges
- I write my own tweets. Own
- I was 28 when my father died, and I was an only child. Child