"I was sitting in the toilet and I……" — Don Rickles
"I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book."
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63 Quotes by Don Rickles
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You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.
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Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.
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Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.
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The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.
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It takes many years to be a great comedian.
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I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me,…
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Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise…
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My whole act is off the top of my head.
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Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.
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I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.
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I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and…
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You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
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