"Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like……" — Don Rickles
"Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap."
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63 Quotes by Don Rickles
Don Rickles has 63 quotes on this site.
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You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.
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Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.
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Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.
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The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.
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It takes many years to be a great comedian.
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I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me,…
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Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise…
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My whole act is off the top of my head.
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Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.
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I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.
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I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and…
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You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
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Hemingway is terribly limited. His technique is good for short stories, for people who meet once in a bar very…
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I started out mopping floors, waiting tables, and tending bar at my dad's tavern. I put myself through school working…
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My dad and my uncles owned a bar outside of Cincinnati. I worked there growing up, mopping floors, waiting tables.
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The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new ideas.
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The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to…
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When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
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I'm the type of person who doesn't want to sit alone in a restaurant or bar.
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I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember, years ago, seeing kind of…
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We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.
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