"I think if I took therapy, the doctor……" — Don Rickles
"I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room."
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63 Quotes by Don Rickles
Don Rickles has 63 quotes on this site.
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You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.
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Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.
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Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.
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The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.
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It takes many years to be a great comedian.
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I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me,…
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Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise…
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My whole act is off the top of my head.
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Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.
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I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.
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I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and…
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You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
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More Couch Quotes
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The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you…
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I'm not a potato sack; I've never sat on my couch. If I'm home, I'm cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing…
— Gisele Bundchen
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So, I'm lying on the couch and Laura walks in and I say, 'Free at last,' and she says 'You're…
— George W. Bush
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If I spend a Saturday being lazy and curled up on the couch with my dogs, I'll just make sure…
— Sophia Bush
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I remember at 16 years old, growing up in Queens, we were punks, but hey, when we went to the…
— James Caan
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Time Warner has called and they want us all back on the couch, just consuming - not producing, not sharing…
— Clay Shirky
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Now came still evening on, and twilight gray Had in her sober livery all things clad; Silence accompany'd; for beast…
— John Milton
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Pleasure which must be enjoyed at the expense of another's pain, can never be enjoyed by a worthy mind. Pleasure's…
— Augustine Joseph Hickey Duganne
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I was hiding out from the celebrity thing, I was smoking way too much dope, I was sitting on the…
— Brad Pitt
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What early tongue so sweet saluteth me? Young son, it argues a distemper'd head So soon to bid good morrow…
— William Shakespeare
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Take a cat, nourish it well with milk and tender meat, make it a couch of silk...
— Geoffrey Chaucer
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By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch.
— Jamie Lee Curtis
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