All Don Rickles Quotes
- You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it. Best
- Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones. Care
- Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. Business
- The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now. Days
- It takes many years to be a great comedian. Comedian
- I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle… Audience
- Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise you get tired. Age
- My whole act is off the top of my head. Act
- Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one. Actor
- I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym. Gym
- I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate. Big
- You know what's funny to me? Attitude. Attitude
- I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say… Find
- Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that. All
- I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid. Always Making
- To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it. Comedian
- I do situations and make fun of authority and life. Authority
- Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper. Career
- Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. Funny
- Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera. Alley
- I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke. Becomes
- I never went out looking for glory. Funny
- Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder? Clothes
- When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last. Alone
- They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of… All