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Funny Quotes by Dolly Parton
- I can't do nothing just a little.
- Leave something good in every day.
- I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.
- I've never let a rhinestone go unturned
- A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.
- Find out what you are, then do it on purpose
- I've copyrighted 3,000 songs.
- My life has been very full.
- Everything is nothing when you got no one.
- I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
- If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.
- If I see something sagging, bagging or dragging I'll get it nipped, tucked or sucked.
- I've been very fortunate.
- I've enjoyed all the parts of my career.
- I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most…
- God is in everything I do and all my work glorifies Him.
- Funny thing is that the poorer people are, the more generous they seem to be.
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin