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Funny Quotes by Denis Norden
- It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.
- A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten.
- And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny…
- Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.
- I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin