Denis Norden Quotes
- It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May. Baseball
- A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten. Anyone
- If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it. Audience
- And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny… Finding
- It's like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory of it from you. Perhaps everything is not how it… Children
- There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car. Bird
- Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday. Dictum
- Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh. Came
- I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days. Anyone
- I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny. Challenge
- The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use that… Acts
- What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions? Cheese
- Frank liked administrative work and was good at it. Administrative
- Everyone who appears in a scene gets paid. Appears
- And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've got to the whole root of comedy. Comedy