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Funny Quotes by Denis Leary
- The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: I…
- All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.
- Everyone should have an evil secret plan...
- Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.
- You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.
- When I'm on stage, that's me. It's blown up, but that's me.
- Wolfhounds helped kill off the wolves in Ireland.
- I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in…
- Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny…
- I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.
- What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.
- There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
- I actually like talking.
- I'm a lapsed Catholic in the best sense of the word.
- There's no male Oprah.
- The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's…
- Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin