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Funny Quotes by David Spade
- In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
- It's funny because it's funny.
- To be famous and broke is hard.
- There's always something funny about men chasing women.
- I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
- I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
- I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.
- It's hard to have a career.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin