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Funny Quotes by D. J. MacHale
- What exactly is a french before it's fried?
- I'm the terrorist, do what I say or I'll terrorize you.
- Dont you know... I'm the boggyman."-St. Dane
- Seriously. Dados bounce." Bobby in Raven Rise
- Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo
- Who's Heinz and what's an accordion?" -Spader
- I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
- where is here, when is now??
- If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin