D. J. MacHale Quotes

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• I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it's sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don't…
• My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
• It is much more fun to write about villains then heroes. The villains are the ones that think out the scheme, and the heroes just…
• There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
• Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
• I hate clowns. I've mentioned that, right?
• Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
• What exactly is a french before it's fried?
• Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn't that some kind of flower?
• Whenever you look back and say "if" you know you're in trouble. There is no such thing as "if". The only thing that matters is…
• I'm the terrorist, do what I say or I'll terrorize you.
• At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side…
• I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
• Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
• Before I can face the future, I must first deal with the past.
• It wasn't that I didn't trust Mark's flying, it was just that, okay, I didn't trust Mark's flying.
• We took the elevator back down from the first observation level of the Eiffel Tower and started walking in he direction of the Taj Mahal
• Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by…
• I'm sorry I hurt your hand...with my face." -Bobby Pendragon
• I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one.…

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