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Funny Quotes by Carol Burnett
- We don't stop going to school when we graduate.
- Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
- Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
- I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
- I liked myself better when I wasnt me.
- The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'
- No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin