All Carol Burnett Quotes
- Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. Attitude
- When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. Dream
- We don't stop going to school when we graduate. Funny
- Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Birth
- Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief. Call
- Comedy is tragedy plus time. Comedy
- It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're… Acts
- Adolescence is just one big walking pimple. Adolescence
- Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own. Communication
- I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my… Felt
- But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's… Anybody
- I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things… Age
- I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany. Afraid
- My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away. Diet
- As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing. Comedienne
- I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it… Asked
- It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay… Bad
- It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington. Almost Impossible
- My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run. Average
- Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up. Astute